Hello guys, what’s going on? I have been away from my blog since the last 30 days or so and I missed you guys a lot. I have been reading a lot lately – both non-fiction and other blogs in my niches – making myself more aware and informed about what’s happening around as I was away due to my final semester exams. I missed a lot of scoop on what was happening in our online business and blogging world and was also short of the topics that I should write for you. So I took this small vacation as a way to get myself prepared for selecting topics to write about.

Well… that’s partially true. I must admit that I actually was too lazy to get my butt off and write something. With the end of my examination and finally the end of my college life I was actually enjoying my holidays more than I was actually planning (Hah! you got me. ;-)) But I still managed to plan a bit and now I’m up and running and have lined up some really great tips for you to help you grow your online business.

Today, I have a quiet unusual post for you. This post will not bring any value in real sense but I found it too hillarious not to share with you. And well I wanted to resume my blogging with a funny note!

Anyways, in this post I have collected the top 10 most stupid spam comments that I have ever recieved on my blog. I usually get a lot of such spam comments daily – probably 10 times more than real comments and most of them really piss me off. Though I have Akismet installed, it is not able to filter all these unwanted comments. And obviously I never approved them and so should you.

Top 10 Most Stupid Spam Comments

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So without any further ado, here are the top 10 most stupid spam comments that I have collected so far on my blog:

1. From anti snoring on How To Use Quora For Search Engine Optimization – Quora SEO

Comment: What a information of un-ambiguity and preserveness of precious know-how regarding unpredicted feelings.

This person must be a PHD in English from Oxford because I did not understand even a single bit of what he’s trying to say. And by the way what does un-ambiguity, preserveness and unpredicted feelings have to do with SEO and Quora?

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Beware of such comments as first they make fool of your site’s loading (or loting) speed and then laugh at you (lols???). And their friends call them by name best ways to make money online! Hah!

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I even don’t know what this means!

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Wow! glad to see Chinese people like my blog. Or maybe Japanese? Or Korean?

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This comment has a very deep meaning in it. I was not able to understand it even a bit. If you can please explain it to me and set me free.

And by the way how the hell do you pronounce tslqlqwz?

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Comment: Spot on with this write-up, I really believe that this amazing site needs far more attention. I’ll probably be returning to read more, thanks for the info!

Now the comment above seems better than rest of the comments and I would have probably approved it also. But look at the name feild – how to loose weight fast. WTF man! have you heard anyone with name “how to loose weight fast”.

7. From Velma on Getting Further With WordPress – Advanced WordPress Tutorials – WordPress 101

Comment: every time used to read post in news papers but now as I am a user of internet thus from now I am using net for content, thanks to web.

To Velma… you just started using internet by switching from newspaper and have now read my post on Advanced WordPress Tutorials! Mam, what do you think I am, a retard?

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Comment: This information is worth everyone’s attention. When can I find out more?

Hey, I don’t know if Boost Your Bust works or not but what I know certainly is that your commenting like this will never work.

9. From options trading hours on Ultimate Guide On Outsourcing Blog – A Guide On Eliminating All Your Blogging Pains

Comment: Stunning story there. What occurred after? Good luck!

What occurred after? – You sent a bot to spam comment on my blog and I kicked your lemons. Guys I can’t understand why people still use keywords in their comments

10. From make money from home on Internet Marketing 101 – Learning The Basics Of Internet Marketing

Comment: I loved as much as you will receive carried out right here. The sketch is attractive, your authored subject matter stylish. nonetheless, you command get bought an shakiness over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come further formerly again as exactly the same nearly very often inside case you shield this increase.

Go get an English teacher dude or at least a better text spinner!

So what we learned today…

1. Bloggers are not stupid and they know the difference between a real comment and a spam comment.

2. Using keywords in the name field will not get your comment approved – at least on this blog.

3. Use simple English when commenting on a blog. Never use other language as the author will not understand what you want to say.

4. And in case you are a blogger I suggest you to stop approving comments with keywords in name field if you haven’t already.

5. Stay relaxed, have fun and leave a comment below!

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